Thirsty Suitors

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Battle Your Exes. Disappoint Your Parents.

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Developer:
Outerloop Games
Publisher:
Annapurna Interactive
Engine:
Unity
Release date:
02 November 2023
Recent Steam reviews:
Not specified
All Steam reviews:
Very Positive (228)

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Description

Battle Your Exes. Disappoint Your Parents. Find Yourself.


The year is 199X. The power fantasy is BEING A ROMANTIC TRASHFIRE IN HUMAN FORM. The final boss? Your TERRIFYING GRANDMOTHER. It's about to get MESSY.

Outerloop Games presents Thirsty Suitors - a stylish, chaotic, heartfelt interactive drama about first loves, family, friendship and forgiveness. It will make you laugh. It will make you cry. It will make you want to text that one ex... Yes. You know the one.



Confront your hot but toxic exes in spicy fully-voiced PSYCHODRAMA BATTLES. Reveal your messy break-ups through NARRATIVE COMBAT mechanics which put a new twist on the turn-based RPG. Taunt opponents to discover their emotional weaknesses, and exploit them! Enrage, shock and impress your exes, or flirt with them to throw them off…


Try to win your parents' approval and AVOID EMOTIONAL TRAPS in over-the-top cooking segments full of delicious South Asian recipes. Skate, grind and wall-run away your COMPLICATED FEELINGS. Find yourself as you return home to the small town of Timber Hills - full of gossiping aunties, parental expectations and the consequences of your past mistakes.


As JALA - choose to be a HEARTBREAKER, STAR or BOHEMIAN - your THIRSTSONA affects your combat build and shapes narrative outcomes.

Each battle in Thirsty Suitors is a chance for growth and reconciliation - but how you get there? That's up to you.

Recommended system requirements

minimum*

Requirement 1:
Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS:
Windows 10 / 11
Processor:
Intel Core i3-2100 or AMD Phenom II X4 965
Memory:
6 GB RAM
Graphics:
NVIDIA GeForce GTX 750 Ti, 2 GB or AMD Radeon HD 6950, 2 GB or Intel Arc A380, 6 GB

recommended*

Requirement 1:
Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS:
Windows 10 / 11
Processor:
Intel Core i5-3470 or AMD FX-8350
Memory:
8 GB RAM
Graphics:
NVIDIA GeForce GTX 960, 4 GB or AMD Radeon RX 570, 4 GB or Intel Arc A750, 8 GB

User reviews

egor.mikhajlov
Recommended | 19 Mar 2026
1.9h played

I'm a straight cis white male. I don't like skating. quicktime fights always bore me to death. I'm really not into capital D drama. This game consists precisely of the elements that I either don't usually care about or

Helpful: 42
wandi
Recommended | 11 Feb 2026
20.8h played

Play it for the story. This game goes deep into the psyche of a sassy and messy woman and her relationships to her family, exes, and community. The writing is extraordinary; it covers many serious topics while being

Helpful: 12
nugazer
Recommended | 01 Apr 2026
13.2h played

Can a game be too much and too little at the same time? Thirsty Suitors makes a strong case. It’s a stylish RPG ♥♥♥ cooking sim ♥♥♥ Tony Hawk-like with a large (and queer) principal cast but only has 3 areas and can be

Helpful: 7
jelemux
Recommended | 22 Jun 2026
14.4h played

Lovely queer game about relationships and family. I really could see myself in Jala a lot of the time. Some of the challenges are a bit janky and require lots of skill but they're still fun and optional anyway. I'd say

Helpful: 1
VahidSlayerOfAll
Recommended | 26 May 2026
19.7h played

7.5/10 Mario & Luigi RPG + Tonyhawk Skateboarding + Emotional Damage + A Bollywood Movie - could this game be like 10% less horny??? + voice acting for everything + decent skateboarding tricks or you can just mash all

Helpful: 5
Rapaille
Recommended | 29 Jun 2026
16.8h played

TL;DR: Very queer and fun (but slightly bumpy) ride! This game kept my attention until the end (which is really saying something nowadays). I liked the (dad) humour, the queerness, the truthbombs (on society) and having

Helpful: 5