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LISA: The Painful - Definitive Edition is the miserable, hilarious RPG of your wildest nightmares. Undertake a relentless journey through the post-apocalyptic wasteland of Olathe.
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LISA: The Painful - Definitive Edition is the miserable, hilarious RPG of your wildest nightmares. Undertake a relentless journey through the post-apocalyptic wasteland of Olathe. Beneath its charming exterior is a world full of disgust and moral desolation, where you will learn what kind of person you are by being FORCED to make choices that permanently affect the gameplay. Make sacrifices to keep your party members alive, whether it's taking a beating for them, losing limbs, or some other inhuman torture. In this world, you will learn that being selfish and heartless is the only way to survive...
The Definitive Edition brings new content and nightmares to the game with HD graphics, 120 FPS mode, new party member campfire conversations, updated battle systems, new border art overlays, new music, music player (including music from LISA: The First), Painless (Story) mode, and new secrets to explore.

- 100+ unique character battles.
- Visible character sacrifices that affect your stats and attacks (removing arms, eyes, scratches).![]()
- Recruit up to 30 party members in towns and camps.
- Make ruthless choices that permanently affect towns, characters, and lives.![]()
- Participate in white-knuckle shopping cart races, extreme weight lifting, and other minigames.
- Bet your party members on Russian Roulette for huge profit, but permanently lose them if they die.![]()
- Listen to your favorite tracks in the music player, which also includes music from LISA: The First.![]()
- Discover countless secrets hidden throughout Olathe.![]()
- Play Painful mode for an extra challenge and unique enemies, or Painless mode for a story-focused experience.
- A life-ruining gaming experience.![]()
Recommended system requirements
minimum*
- OS *:
- Microsoft® Windows® XP / Vista / 7 (32-bit/64-bit)
- Processor:
- Intel® Pentium® 4 2.0 GHz equivalent or faster processor
- Memory:
- 512 MB RAM
- Graphics:
- 1024 x 768 pixels or higher desktop resolution
- Storage:
- 800 MB available space
recommended*
Not specified
User reviews
I've been dead for 35 years. Today is the day I live. Genuinely my favorite game of all time, I don't know what else to say besides its extremely beautiful as it is stupid, and that's what makes it so great.
this game is so near & dear to my heart. i am so so fond of it and highly recommend it. the story is unique and despite being sort of "rage-gamey" i think the gameplay is fun.
this game opened pandora's box on player decision-making, and so softened its own consequences by neuturing its gameplay. while the story can be compelling, the abrasive, jarring tone leaves a sour taste that is made
I played the entirety of this game waiting for it to get good, since I had always heard about it and the positive reception, but it was just super mid and mostly time-wastey. The game sets up this silly, nonsense,
Highly recommend to play if you are a fan of any party based RPG. It's unforgiving and wild with an absolute amazing soundtrack. The story deals with a lot of heavy issues so be prepared.
My dear Lisa: It is amazing, with a compelling and absolutely clever narrative and game direction. Beautiful game design, I have played lots of games that always try to surprise you and play with your expectations, and




