Q-UP

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From the twisted minds that brought you Universal Paperclips and Babble Royale comes a timeless tale about numbers going up and going down, the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat, reverse mergers, spooky action at a distance, and a 3-ton whale with a day job. 50/50.

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Developer:
Everybody House Games
Engine:
Unity
Release date:
05 November 2025
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Recent Steam reviews:
Mixed (15)
All Steam reviews:
Very Positive (1115)

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Description

From the twisted minds that brought you Universal Paperclips and Babble Royale comes a timeless tale about numbers going up and going down, the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat, reverse mergers, spooky action at a distance, and a 3-ton whale with a day job.

50/50. Totally random. Totally fair.

You sit down after a tough day to play your favorite video game. Of course you have to wait 10 minutes to get into a match. When you finally do get into a game, you're up against the sweatiest kids you've ever seen. Meanwhile, the idiots on your team have apparently never even heard of a keyboard. After that guaranteed loss, it's another 10 minute wait just to get into a game with someone who screams at you the whole time and then leaves halfway through. As usual, you played your "favorite" video game for the entire night and the only thing you got was mad. 

Sound familiar? We've been there. That's why we made Q-UP! Every single round of Q-UP is determined by the result of a coin flip, so every single round of Q-UP is completely fair. No more smurfs ruining your games. No more inters. No more tryhards. No more stupid reaction times or mechanics. Just perfectly fair matches, every single time.

  • Climb the ladder by earning the most Q

  • Experience a dramatic battle for corporate power in the eSports industry and, if it's not too much trouble, decide the future of the universe

  • 8 playable heroes, each with their own unique skills and abilities

  • 4v4 team-based competition

  • Team up with your friends, Solo-Q, or play the whole game single-player against bots

  • Over 200 Items to discover and build around 

  • Over 400 skills to unlock

  • A unique geometric trigger-based skill combo system

  • 1.38 × 10¹¹² ways to play! 

However you play, you'll experience the heart-stopping thrills of our patented, mathematically-perfect, quantum-powered matchmaking system. Will you make it to the top of the ladder or be trapped forever in Q-Lo hell? Don't ask me! Buy the game and find out!!

Recommended system requirements

minimum*

OS *:
Windows 7, 8, 10, 11 x64
Processor:
Intel Core i3
Memory:
1 GB RAM
Graphics:
OpenGL 2.1 compatible graphics card, integrated graphics
Storage:
2 GB available space

recommended*

OS:
Windows 10

User reviews

Adrenaline
Not recommended | 04 Jun 2026
47 min played

Honestly, I don't understand the great reviews. It's an ironic game that has a useless skilltree and useless progression to some degree - I mean, they even say: It's a 50 / 50 chance or whatever... Maybe it isn't, maybe

Helpful: 29
Dragoslove
Recommended | 11 Jun 2026
42.6h played

The build system here is the actual game. Once you have level 50 and access to a large set of gear there's actually a decent number of decision points. The grind to get there sucks a bit though

Helpful: 3
LIQUACKY
Not recommended | 30 Jun 2026
13.9h played

This game has its q-ups and its q-downs. In terms of gameplay, I really only had to rethink my strategies every few hours, and I just kept poking at it on my side monitor until the game was ready for me to use my brain

Helpful: 3
Threxenate
Recommended | 14 Jul 2026
24.4h played

Don't believe the negative reviews this is an underrated game. The PVP satire is just a facade for an in-depth game about optimization and probability. You have to think the game is more of like Factorio, Satisfactory,

Helpful: 0
Kitty
Recommended | 20 Jun 2026
14h played

Definitely a hit or miss for each individual player. I went into this thinking it was a silly game I’d play for a bit and forget about, next thing I know I’m spending 2 hours trying to perfect my skill tree and optimize

Helpful: 1
Vookay
Recommended | 08 Jun 2026
10.2h played

It's alright for the price, feels very polished and with a good soundtrack, but the game is basically the closest to an idle game without being an actual idle game. I would hope for some QoL changes: * Possibility to

Helpful: 0