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From the twisted minds that brought you Universal Paperclips and Babble Royale comes a timeless tale about numbers going up and going down, the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat, reverse mergers, spooky action at a distance, and a 3-ton whale with a day job. 50/50.
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- Developer:
- Everybody House Games
- Engine:
- Unity
- Release date:
- 05 November 2025
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- Recent Steam reviews:
- Mixed (11)
- All Steam reviews:
- Overwhelmingly Positive (1081)
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From the twisted minds that brought you Universal Paperclips and Babble Royale comes a timeless tale about numbers going up and going down, the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat, reverse mergers, spooky action at a distance, and a 3-ton whale with a day job.
50/50. Totally random. Totally fair.
You sit down after a tough day to play your favorite video game. Of course you have to wait 10 minutes to get into a match. When you finally do get into a game, you're up against the sweatiest kids you've ever seen. Meanwhile, the idiots on your team have apparently never even heard of a keyboard. After that guaranteed loss, it's another 10 minute wait just to get into a game with someone who screams at you the whole time and then leaves halfway through. As usual, you played your "favorite" video game for the entire night and the only thing you got was mad.
Sound familiar? We've been there. That's why we made Q-UP! Every single round of Q-UP is determined by the result of a coin flip, so every single round of Q-UP is completely fair. No more smurfs ruining your games. No more inters. No more tryhards. No more stupid reaction times or mechanics. Just perfectly fair matches, every single time.

Climb the ladder by earning the most Q
Experience a dramatic battle for corporate power in the eSports industry and, if it's not too much trouble, decide the future of the universe
8 playable heroes, each with their own unique skills and abilities
4v4 team-based competition
Team up with your friends, Solo-Q, or play the whole game single-player against bots
Over 200 Items to discover and build around
Over 400 skills to unlock
A unique geometric trigger-based skill combo system
1.38 × 10¹¹² ways to play!
However you play, you'll experience the heart-stopping thrills of our patented, mathematically-perfect, quantum-powered matchmaking system. Will you make it to the top of the ladder or be trapped forever in Q-Lo hell? Don't ask me! Buy the game and find out!!
Recommended system requirements
minimum*
- OS *:
- Windows 7, 8, 10, 11 x64
- Processor:
- Intel Core i3
- Memory:
- 1 GB RAM
- Graphics:
- OpenGL 2.1 compatible graphics card, integrated graphics
- Storage:
- 2 GB available space
recommended*
- OS:
- Windows 10
User reviews
This game is a fantastic parody of competitive Esports, while also being an incredibly simple concept for a game, while also giving the option to intricately craft your strategy to get as many resources out of each
This game has interesting concepts. but after five hours I doubt I had more than 10 minutes of fun. I tried to push through to see the gameplay begetting overwhelmingly positive reviews, but after a complete playthrough
The best game ever about the worst game ever. I absolutely loved my time playing this. It's super smart, has extremely high prod value, and the little story elements that come by mail are hilarious corporate humor about
There's something here to like- but I don't think the developers know what it is. The core gimmick is interesting enough, can you create a build out of recursive powers and items that help you create a build that does
Maybe it's because I'm not a fan of eSports culture, but after losing 10 games in a row (yet still progressing while I do it), I'm not entirely sure I understand the appeal. Or how the game works, for that matter. Also,
I'm obsessed with this game. The character design is immaculate, and as a veteran of MOBAs and 6v6 hero shooters, the satirical plays on that particular branch of eSports is hilarious. These devs and writers knew




