Prime Monster

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In the Fractured Kingdom, politicians really are monsters. Whether it's the Vampires ensuring that the population have the calorie content of their blood tattooed on their necks, or the Zombies implementing speed limits on walking - the nation suffers just the [link deleted]'s time for CHANGE.

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Cavalier Game Studios
Release date:
04 May 2026
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Very Positive (250)

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Description

In the Fractured Kingdom, politicians really are monsters.

Whether it's the Vampires ensuring that the population have the calorie content of their blood tattooed on their necks, or the Zombies implementing speed limits on walking - the nation suffers just the same.

It's time for CHANGE.

Because once YOU become Prime Monster, the nation will suffer in NEW and EXCITING ways!

In the parliament of the Fractured Kingdom, rational argument is not required! You can bully, blackmail, threaten and commit grievous bodily harm in order to win votes. And that's just on the members of your own party!

Release the Nosferatu Files? Decriminalise arson? Allow Same Hex Marriage? Finally - you're in charge and can enact your appalling policy agenda on a weary nation!

Whether it's doubling-down on your problematic past social media posts, accepting free samples from an arms dealer or tear-gassing your own housekeeper - you're the boss and you do things YOUR WAY.

30 reprehensible representatives from 15 political parties are ready and waiting to savage your ideas, policies and personal appearance!

Every card is a choice – you can either play it for the effect (how conventional!) or you can do as any good politician does and seek to exploit it for Political Capital, which allows you to deploy your powerful personal Tactics.

Are you a political bruiser, a slimy bastard or an irredeemable bungler? Play as all three of these classic political archetypes in the form of Chopper Badstone of Orcs-4-U, Viscount Sucksworth of Vampiric Victory or Rotilda De Cay of The Zombified People's Movement.

The public wants things you can't afford, your party wants things you can't achieve and opponents just want you dead. To hold on to power you'll have to somehow maintain your personal authority, political capital, poll rating and cash. Good luck!

All debates should be bound by respect and decorum, right? Wrong! Here if you don't like what your opponent is saying, you can simply have them killed. Just make sure the Shrieker of the House doesn't catch you!

Ramp up the difficulty by making ridiculous pledges to a gullible electorate in a misguided attempt to secure a legacy!

Has your political career been like watching a clown run across a minefield - except not funny? Has your party lost faith in you? Steal the initiative by resigning like the hopeless failure you are!

Recommended system requirements

minimum*

OS:
Windows 10 and above
Processor:
Intel Core i5-4590, AMD FX-8320
Memory:
8 GB RAM
Graphics:
GeForce GT 640, Radeon R7 250
DirectX:
Version 11
Storage:
2 GB available space

recommended*

OS:
Windows 10 or above
Processor:
Intel Core i5-6600K, AMD Ryzen 3 2200G or better
Memory:
8 GB RAM
Graphics:
GeForce GTX 1650, Radeon RX 5500 XT or better
DirectX:
Version 12
Storage:
2 GB available space

User reviews

William Shakesman
Recommended | 19 May 2026
7.1h played

The most impressive thing about this game is it makes a card battler roguelike that runs for 2.5 hours that doesn't feel long at all and that when I clear a run I still want to go back and start another. I've LONG

Helpful: 12
DaSkruff
Not recommended | 17 May 2026
10.4h played

Overall, if you're contemplating buying this game, I would say 'not yet.' The presentation is very polished, the writing is clever, and there's some fun unique ideas at play here... but currently the game depends too

Helpful: 6
Dr. Monty
Recommended | 01 Jun 2026
13.7h played

This game is geniuenly fantastic. Pretty much every complaint that people had since launch (adding fast mode, being able to give feedback, being able to cancel cards) has been added by the devs in just a month. To me,

Helpful: 4
Sword_of_Light
Recommended | 22 May 2026
11.8h played

My fellow Amer... Bri... ah ...whatever'n the Hell you all ah. Ask nawt what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for my bank account. And remembah, I no longah accept personal checks. This yeah has been a

Helpful: 2
jayt
Recommended | 20 May 2026
30.4h played

This is a game that is far more than it seems if you play the demo or complete your first run. There's a TON of different mechanics going on: You're managing multiple resources: items, authority (health), poll rating,

Helpful: 1
icetraigh
Recommended | 18 May 2026
19.6h played

Wow I really enjoy this game! I love the fun politics theme! And if you're looking for just a hair more complexity than your average roguelite deckbuilder, by golly get this game. There are several systems working all

Helpful: 1