Prime Monster

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In the Fractured Kingdom, politicians really are monsters. Whether it's the Vampires ensuring that the population have the calorie content of their blood tattooed on their necks, or the Zombies implementing speed limits on walking - the nation suffers just the [link deleted]'s time for CHANGE.

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Developer:
Cavalier Game Studios
Release date:
04 May 2026
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Recent Steam reviews:
Very Positive (21)
All Steam reviews:
Very Positive (280)

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Description

In the Fractured Kingdom, politicians really are monsters.

Whether it's the Vampires ensuring that the population have the calorie content of their blood tattooed on their necks, or the Zombies implementing speed limits on walking - the nation suffers just the same.

It's time for CHANGE.

Because once YOU become Prime Monster, the nation will suffer in NEW and EXCITING ways!

In the parliament of the Fractured Kingdom, rational argument is not required! You can bully, blackmail, threaten and commit grievous bodily harm in order to win votes. And that's just on the members of your own party!

Release the Nosferatu Files? Decriminalise arson? Allow Same Hex Marriage? Finally - you're in charge and can enact your appalling policy agenda on a weary nation!

Whether it's doubling-down on your problematic past social media posts, accepting free samples from an arms dealer or tear-gassing your own housekeeper - you're the boss and you do things YOUR WAY.

30 reprehensible representatives from 15 political parties are ready and waiting to savage your ideas, policies and personal appearance!

Every card is a choice – you can either play it for the effect (how conventional!) or you can do as any good politician does and seek to exploit it for Political Capital, which allows you to deploy your powerful personal Tactics.

Are you a political bruiser, a slimy bastard or an irredeemable bungler? Play as all three of these classic political archetypes in the form of Chopper Badstone of Orcs-4-U, Viscount Sucksworth of Vampiric Victory or Rotilda De Cay of The Zombified People's Movement.

The public wants things you can't afford, your party wants things you can't achieve and opponents just want you dead. To hold on to power you'll have to somehow maintain your personal authority, political capital, poll rating and cash. Good luck!

All debates should be bound by respect and decorum, right? Wrong! Here if you don't like what your opponent is saying, you can simply have them killed. Just make sure the Shrieker of the House doesn't catch you!

Ramp up the difficulty by making ridiculous pledges to a gullible electorate in a misguided attempt to secure a legacy!

Has your political career been like watching a clown run across a minefield - except not funny? Has your party lost faith in you? Steal the initiative by resigning like the hopeless failure you are!

Recommended system requirements

minimum*

OS:
Windows 10 and above
Processor:
Intel Core i5-4590, AMD FX-8320
Memory:
8 GB RAM
Graphics:
GeForce GT 640, Radeon R7 250
DirectX:
Version 11
Storage:
2 GB available space

recommended*

OS:
Windows 10 or above
Processor:
Intel Core i5-6600K, AMD Ryzen 3 2200G or better
Memory:
8 GB RAM
Graphics:
GeForce GTX 1650, Radeon RX 5500 XT or better
DirectX:
Version 12
Storage:
2 GB available space

User reviews

Allerberger
Not recommended | 07 Jun 2026
6.4h played

It's fun, but unlike most card games, you only have a few working builds for each playable character. Once you figure those out, it's pure RNG to create these engines that work. You'll restart a couple times trying to

Helpful: 9
Dr. Monty
Recommended | 01 Jun 2026
13.7h played

This game is geniuenly fantastic. Pretty much every complaint that people had since launch (adding fast mode, being able to give feedback, being able to cancel cards) has been added by the devs in just a month. To me,

Helpful: 6
Dave
Recommended | 30 Jun 2026
10.8h played

This is a unique roguelite set in "Monster Politics". I thought the setting was a gimmick but this is a solid game. I love it but the game has a ceiling however- I don't see anyone playing this for 100 hours plus. Great

Helpful: 1
Kaosce
Recommended | 28 May 2026
13.6h played

Completed once with all 3 characters. Good deckbuilding game but a bit repetitive. It would gain to have a fast mode to skip some of the animations and some UX improvements (some animation shows something going

Helpful: 0
jordan55b
Recommended | 10 Jun 2026
13.4h played

Fun spin combining a deckbuilder and turning it into a political and comical fight. The artwork and soundtrack were my favorite parts. Gameplay is good, but has some balancing issues IMO, however, I'm sure it's still

Helpful: 0
edgekahn
Recommended | 04 Jul 2026
9.5h played

Prime Monster is a very fun game that I found myself playing on my Steam Deck on car rides. It's uniqueness and the fact that you aren't playing as a human are also a plus. I only have one complaint, and it's that I

Helpful: 0