Noobs Want to Live

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We have it all (or some)! The sword master hero, the fireball totting maiden, a mechanically adept summoner, a great yellow canine who literally creates gold, a master of bacon...

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Publisher:
Lightning Games
Engine:
Unity 2019
Release date:
13 February 2023
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Recent Steam reviews:
Not specified
All Steam reviews:
Very Positive (233)

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Description

We have it all (or some)! The sword master hero, the fireball totting maiden, a mechanically adept summoner, a great yellow canine who literally creates gold, a master of bacon... Well, each character is unique, to say the least!

Finely crafted cardboard cutout characters give the game a unique and fun feel as you fight your way to godhood! Come and give the monsters a whack as you blow up the screen with fireballs and black holes, and then some!

Master specific skills that create synergies with one another to cause mayhem and destruction. In Peachville, 1+1 is not 2, it is at least 4.5! What devastating synergies are there, you ask? You'll just have to figure that out for yourself! How many synergies can you find today?

Rabbits, ducks...... strange and interesting poultry have a hundred skills with armed evolution and treatment suppression both.

Each upgrade may be what takes you from wimp to hero! Spend gold to reroll your skill selections! Oh, and gain meta-progression in the shape of talent points to make your runs easier as you progress!

Recommended system requirements

minimum*

OS *:
Windows 7 64bit
Processor:
Intel Pentium 4 processor or later that's SSE2 capable
Memory:
4 GB RAM
Graphics:
Intel UHD 630
DirectX:
Version 11
Storage:
1 GB available space

recommended*

OS:
Windows 10
Processor:
Intel® Core™ i5 Processors
Memory:
8 GB RAM
Graphics:
NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1650
DirectX:
Version 11
Storage:
1 GB available space

User reviews

*GearHead*
Recommended | 10 Feb 2025
30.3h played

Great Roguelike with some funny powers&builds It's my forte of Rogue with a Chinese mythology spin to it that I can appreciate. I can't stand Vampire Survivors because it looks ugly to me even though paranormal stuff

Helpful: 9
kobisjeruk
Recommended | 11 Sept 2024
21.5h played

For what its worth, the game is pretty solid. It takes less than 24 hours to achieve 100%. There are a few issues, too bad the devs seems to already wash their hands off this game. But there are no game broken

Helpful: 6
Tidduss
Not recommended | 28 Apr 2025
17.4h played

This survivors-like game has some decent character art, some funny skills and an interesting skill synergy mechanic. However, once you understand the system, beat the first couple difficulties and max out the talent

Helpful: 6
Aelfheah
Recommended | 14 Feb 2026
16.6h played

It's a very small game and you should treat it as such. Vampire Survivors type game, a dozen characters each with their own little story and alternative look. The game doesn't provide much challenge, though it has a

Helpful: 0
xxadonisxx
Recommended | 28 May 2026
10.8h played

Noobs Want to Live is a roguelike survival action game developed by GD Studio and published by Lightning Games that transforms the increasingly popular bullet heaven formula into a colorful, chaotic, and highly

Helpful: 0
Wandering Rainbear
Recommended | 09 Oct 2024
6.0h played

Very cute animation style. It reminds me of Bumbo. Spirit Hunter style play. Doesn't really work on Deck right now. It's a good game to turn off your brain with.

Helpful: 1