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In a world of growing xenophobia, Scotsmen living abroad fear for their right to practice their culture. Already, reports are emerging of foreign governments and vigilantes shutting down the haggis factories that were once the lifeblood of local Scottish communities.
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In a world of growing xenophobia, Scotsmen living abroad fear for their right to practice their culture. Already, reports are emerging of foreign governments and vigilantes shutting down the haggis factories that were once the lifeblood of local Scottish communities. One Scotsman has the power to stand up to the world. His name is Alfredo.
A humble barman from Northern Scotland, Alfredo rose to prominence when he conquered England, Wales, and Ireland, after the English cricket team and a group of Irish potato farmers trashed his pub. Taking on the whole world however, will not be so easy. So Alfredo gathers together the finest fighting Scotsmen and sets forth in his Bagpipe Airship, on a mission to liberate global Scottish communities, one haggis factory at a time.
A humble barman from Northern Scotland, Alfredo rose to prominence when he conquered England, Wales, and Ireland, after the English cricket team and a group of Irish potato farmers trashed his pub. Taking on the whole world however, will not be so easy. So Alfredo gathers together the finest fighting Scotsmen and sets forth in his Bagpipe Airship, on a mission to liberate global Scottish communities, one haggis factory at a time.
- Fight 24 zany enemies, from gun-toting Rednecks to Kangaroo Riding Aussie Shielas in bikinis.
- Face down 6 evil bosses, including Napoleon, Mussolini and Oda Nobunaga.
- Build 12 types of towers, from the traditional Scottish Porridge Cannon, to the foreign French Fondue Hose.
- Command 7 hero characters, including Alfredo, and foreign heroes such as Julius Caesar and Buddha.
- Fight through the 24 level campaign, or stage your ultimate battle in skirmish mode.
- Operate the Kilt-Lift-O-Matic, which provides a strong updraft for Scotsmen to descend from the Bagpipe Airship using their kilts as parachutes.
- Capture and hold oat fields to produce porridge to feed your army.
- Purchase upgrades for your Scotsmen and towers using money earned during levels.
Recommended system requirements
minimum*
- OS *:
- Windows XP Service Pack 2, or higher
- Processor:
- 2 GHz Dual Core Processor
- Memory:
- 2 GB RAM
- Graphics:
- Video Card with 512 Mb Memory
- DirectX:
- Version 9.0c
- Storage:
- 2 GB available space
recommended*
- OS *:
- Windows XP Service Pack 2, or higher
- Processor:
- Intel Core i3 2120 or higher
- Memory:
- 4 GB RAM
- Graphics:
- Nvidia GeForce GTX 650, AMD Radeon HD 7770 or higher
- DirectX:
- Version 9.0c
- Storage:
- 2 GB available space
User reviews
Mikey
Recommended | 14 May 2017
34 min played
Pished me pants laughing and used that to upgrade my porridge cannon, the deadliest weapon in Scottish history besides mooning Soundtrack (music + voice acting): amazingly Scottish & funny Storyline : hilariously crazy
Helpful: 10
HereIsPlenty
Recommended | 08 Jul 2019
2h played
I have mixed feelings about this. The first game was incredible – funny, innovative and satisfying on many levels. This one improves on a lot of detail – the AI is better, the use of cover is much better, there is a lot
Helpful: 0
lain1976
Not recommended | 30 Jun 2019
2.0h played
The game's idea is fun and the game mechanics are not completly bad but you see the inexperience in the development, for example in the management of the zoom in the playing field: should be easier and faster to allow
Helpful: 2
xTx Tucker xTx
Recommended | 11 Aug 2020
7.5h played
Decent tower defence RTS game. Very funny with the types of units. Easy achievements too. Recommend for the price.
Helpful: 1
Hayhaka
Not recommended | 08 Apr 2019
33 min played
Pretty dumb game. I suppose if you are the type that likes junior high boys (the ones that think they are funny but not liked by most other kids) humor and like wasting time aimlessly it might be okay. In my "CRAP"
Helpful: 1
TheAlmighty1
Recommended | 31 May 2017
34 min played
There's only one thing I don't like about this game n that is ya have to use the keys to move around the screen, be better with a joypad control.
Helpful: 2